:

Only I have it.

doubleca5t:

this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good

captain-price-unofficially:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Sometimes I feel like I’m missing out because my kinks aren’t weirdly specific enough. The folks who get off on the most narrowly contrived scenarios always seem to be having the most fun.

People are out there like “I’m a naughty little cube and I need you to tell me my axes of symmetry are cute and multifarious” and having a fantastic time with it, and I’m just over here sucking dick like an idiot.

huffylemon:

muddy3001:

charlottan:

how do you even conceptualize reading 52 books in a year. wrong with you. a book is a friend and youre killing it by reading it that fast

you got to read books slow as fuck like youre making out with them & moaning & shit and the book is like a girl or somehting. what was i talking about

bellossom:

“what do you bring to the table?”

mmmmeeeeeeee :3

foxmulderswaifu5ever:

jailforwriter:

Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you’ve ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰

beggars-opera:

lakevida:

beebascloset:

lakevida:

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

costco

imaveryevilgirl:

STOP FLAGGING US FOR SAYING “TRANS”

renousim:

ancientnames:

t-60d:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

speedlimit15:

its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee